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Steve Young
Get the "Where's the Apology" Commericials Ready and Run 'Em Through Tuesday!
Within any problem lies an answer, so said Einstein.
Kerry botches a joke about Bush. Republicans demand an apology to the troops and their families.
A problem for Democrats? Only if they don't seek the answer inside the problem.
The answer? Republicans want to call for apologies when defaming our troops, let's get this party started.
COMMERCIAL #1
Run Bush's hysterical search for WMD at the White House Press Corp Dinner.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #2
Run Rumsfeld's "Go to war with the army you have, not the one you want."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERICAL #3
Run Cheney's "The insurgency, if you will, is in its last throes."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #4
Run John Boehner's "We''ll beat (Kerry) to death."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #5
Run Bush's "Brownie, your'e doin' a heckuva job."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERICAL #6
Run Cheney's "We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERICAL #7
Run George Tenet getting the Medal of Freedom from George Bush.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERICAL #8
Run Wolfowitz testifying how the war would pay for itself.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #9
Run Rumsfeld saying that he couldn't see the war going past six months.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL # 10
Run Barbara Bush saying that living in the Astrodome is working out really well for Katrina victims
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERICAL #11
Run Tony Snow saying that the thousands killed in Iraq was "just a number." Bush's war is a "comma"; a "nanosecond."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #12
655,000 dead Iraqis
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERICAL #14
Run web photos of Rush Limbaugh (the same Limbaugh Bush and Cheney use to sell their message) mocking Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERICAL #15
Run photos of the flag-draped coffins of our young heroes we're not supposed to see.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #16
Mission Accomplished
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
Got any more? Let's pile 'em up, I'll add them to the list and we'll ship the bunch of 'em to the DNC.
If they don't use them, then they do have a problem.
Steve Young is author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful" www.greatfailure.com
COMMENT
Bush: Death and carnage in Iraq, the slaughter of Iraqi civilians and 2818 dead American
soldiers are but just a "comma in time."
There is no civil was in Iraq.
Rummy or Cheney: We're in the end game.
We will be greeted as liberators.
"Mission accomplished."
The orchestrated toppling of Saddam's statue.
Iraq oil will pay for the war.
John McCain for saying we will not torture, then selling his political soud to the Devil
Bush, and now we will torture.
Laura Bush for damning Michael J. Fox by accusing him of using his illness to
"manipulate people's feelings."
Barbara Bush for saying Hurricane Katrina victims never had it better in their lives than
being in Texas shelters.
Bush: You're doing if fine job, Brownie.
Bush: Cheney and Rumsfeld are doing fine jobs and will be with me until January 2009.
Bush: We'll get Osama bin Laden dead or alive, then he went off to easier pickin's in
Iraq.
For that he owes the Afghani people an apology.
For all the others he owes the American people...BIG TIME!!!
"Bring it on, George." Apologize!